hi!
here i'm stuck in the middle of the week :O

My father's recently crazy over msg and lame jokes and riddles.
So he's asking me to help him find some lame ones so he can go "msg-fight" with his friends. New craze he has. gahh!!

Here's one i found :D

Char Siew Pao and Mee Kia got involved in an argument. Char Siew Pao got very angry and shouted at Mee Kia, "I'm going to find my gang to hantam you!"So Char Siew Pao went to round up Leng Yong Pau and Tau Sar Pow.Just then, Maggi Mee walked around the corner. Immediately, the Paos started to beat him up.As Char Siew Pao was punching Maggi Mee, he shouted, "Don't think just because you perm your hair, we can't recognize you, ok!"

haha! i like these!!!
Q: Why baby don't need to brush teeth?
A: cos bei bi wu chi (baby no teeth)

( why would a person put an innocent baby and bei1 bi4 wu2 chi3 tgt?! amazing.)

Q: what do u get when u add xiao-bai and xiao-bai together?
A: xiao-bai-two! (xiao bai tu) :DDDD

Q: Why did donald duck throw the butter out of his window?
A: He wanted to see the butter-fly!

& there's many many more!!

and i just rmb-ed 3 other ULTIMATE lame jokes/riddles shi ya showed my a few weeks ago.
okay. that one is totally non-sensical!! hahaha!!
but FUN :D

haha ok. i actually wanted to draft out my testimonial but...digressed..
so now...shall go back to do testimonials.

but how to write, what to write!!!!
help...!!!

Wednesday, May 06, 2009